I'm a blog post and I'm here to tell you your relationship is DOOMED if you are NOT doing these vital few things!!! Follow the advice I'm dishing out for free! Yes, for free! Read that again, FOR FREE and save your relationship!
Pop marriage quizzes like this are a great way to keep your partner on their toes and your marriage sharp. You can find out if your love is true love by this one question. Who watches Smallville still you ask? Great question but a separate discussion altogether. Asking this random question is a good way to gauge how much your significant other loves you. Would they put up with you being a couch potato for 17 hours straight binging a mediocre old show? You'll see!
Good relationships always include excessive amounts of something called "endearment terms". Most of the endearment terms are already taken. Try making up something new for the person you love oh so much! I'll loan you mine - Fluffbutt! Next time you're on the toilet and you run out of toilet paper, yell to your significant other "Hey Fluffbutt! I need help in here!" A simple endearment term like this will skyrocket your marriage into success.
Always keep lines of communication open to talk to each other but don't own up to things that might start an argument. Like when you put your chicken soup in the microwave without a protective piece of paper towel over the top and you reheat it and the carrots explode, shit! Just play dumb or blame it on the dog!
So, so important! If you aren't doing this one, do start! I've used this tip before because it is a solid goldie. Your marriage will instantaneously combust into love actualized. Guaranteed or your money back! Nevermind, I forgot I'm giving you this for free! It is so often overlooked but the return on investment is indisputable on this. Show them you will dedicate your life to them not smelling your #2!
Make some personal candy hearts for your beloved. Include fun things like "Hot doggy" so they know you're hot for them. And even include fun things you do together like tracking packages. It will remind them of all the reasons you're in this marriage together. You can even confess to things here because candy hearts are so tiny it will be near impossible to read some of the things you put on them (like accidentally exploding things in the microwave!).
Remember I'm a blog post and I will constantly remind you there is probably something you're doing WRONG in your relationship but most importantly, have fun this Valentine's Day!