1) Yelp review of Chipotle "TERRIBlE! No bueno! Charge too much for guacamole, boycott immediately! Will be opening my own version called Trump Tacos-STAY TUNED!!!
2) Yelp review for Trump Tower "Amazing!!! Best hotel in the entire world, highly recommend! 100% American hotel. Every guest who has stayed has rated 5/5 stars, we don't have any record of this but it’s my guess and I am ALWAYS right!!!"
2) Yelp review for the White House "Outdated, suggest plans for turning house into a tower..Trump tower. Towels are scratchy-NOT good!! Need less books and more TVs throughout to watch CNN. Need to get rid of the fence around house and build a wall!! Staff is TERRIBlE! They are always trying to make me do stuff and interrupt while I am trying to Tweet"
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