National Ladies Of Laughter Competition New York 2024​​
 

BURBANK Comedy Festival '24 & 25

 

SALEM Comedy Festival 2024

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THE HARD TIMES

Study Finds 100,000 Drummers Are Lost A Year In Stage Fog, 11/24

Study Finds 9,000 Bottles Of Red Wine A Year Wasted On Rug Commercials, 7/24

Bartender Dumps Full Beer Onto Floor At Dive Bar Every 15 Minutes To Keep Ambiance, 1/24

"I Used To Dabble In Music" Says Man Referring To 4th Grade Rendition of Hot Cross Buns, 11/23

Do You Plan On Having Any Kids?" Asks Friend Who Clearly Knows You Sleep On An Air Mattress, 8/23

HUMOR DARLING

Cost Of Living So Expensive Millennial Considers Living In Multiverse, 1/24

Oops! We Dropped The Ball Early You Can Go To Bed Now, 12/23

Tragic! Woman Not Wearing Flannel At Apple Orchard Immediately Escorted Off Premises, 10/23

Heartwarming! $1 Gift Bag Reused Several Times By Family Members Now Considered Heirloom, 9/23

Wow! Face Cream Wants Me To Be Confident, But Not Confident Enough That I Don't Need Their Product, 8/23

Ahoy! Bachelorette Party Wastes No Time In Commandeering Party Boat At Sea, 8/23

Summer In The City? Faint Smell of Hot Garbage Filling Air, 7/23

5 Straw Beach Hats That Say 'The Sun Completely Owns Me', 7/23

Breaking: Noise Cancelling Headphones No Match For Sound Of Own Flip Flops, 6/23

Genius? Woman Avoids Small Talk At Work By Using Invisibility Cloak, 5/23

Humble Makeout Brag? Lipstick Mark Stays On Wine Glass After Dishwasher, 4/23

Easter Egg Hunt Just Looking For Literally Any Affordable Egg, 4/23

All-Female Team's Zoom Meeting Is Just Everyone Saying, "Oops, You Go Ahead", 4/23

Artisan Bread Differentiates Self In Market By Getting MFA In Studio Art, 3/23

Be Mine? Amazon Has Been Coming To The House Kind Of A Lot Lately, 2/23

Woman Worried Candy Hearts Are Just Telling Her What She Wants To Hear, 2/23

FEMA Introduces Relief Bill For People Who Were Foolish Enough To Try Pinterest Craft, 1/23

BREAKING: Santa's Workshop To Partner With Amazon, Citing Faster Delivery Times, 12/22

‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Pete Davidson,’ and Other Holiday Jingles, 12/22

Fashion Win? Woman Realizes She Is Wearing Same Puffer Vest as Yorkie on Subway, 12/22

Airlines Gear Up For Busy Holiday Season By Offering To Lose Luggage A Month In Advance, 11/22

Self-Care Incense Stick Slows Down Burn After Realizing Woman Still Hasn’t Mentally Collected Herself, 10/22

Round of Monopoly Offers Realistic Home-Owning Fantasy for Married Couple, 10/22

FEMA Introduces Relief Bill for People Who Were Foolish Enough To Try Pinterest Craft, 10/22

Ryan Gosling Tries Method Acting For ‘Barbie’ Movie: Stands Idly in Dream House Until Needed for Make-Out Scene, 8/22

Woman Panics After Acquaintence Takes Up Offer of “Getting Drinks and Catching Up” Sometime, 7/22

Cold Button on Hair Dryer Offers Brief Reprieve Into Arctic Paradise, 7/22

Washing Machine Setting Promises to Provide Sensual and Passionate Experience to Raggedy Old T-Shirt, 6/22

Woman Who Needs Fan to Sleep Decided to Put Jumbo Jet in Bedroom, 5/22

Woman Tired of Moving Convinces Renters She is Cool New Bonus Item, 5/22

Woman Stares at Dumbbell for 5 Minutes to Manifest Abs, 5/22

House Explodes After Protective Paper Towel Not Placed Over Microwaving Bowl of Chicken Soup, 5/22

How To Stress Test Your MacBook by Opening as Many Internet Tabs as Possible, 4/22

Company Slashes Retirement Plan to Introduce Cheaper Option: Check Old Pockets for Dollar Bills, 4/22

Woman Resuscitates Shriveled-Up Contact for One Last Hurrah, 4/22

Coworker’s Whole Personality Defined by Eccentric Patterned Socks, 3/22

REPORT: Valentine Candy Hearts To Include Booty Call Text Phrases Such as ‘u up?’, 2/22

Trader Joe’s Crew Member Wondering When They Get To Do Cool Pirate Shit, 1/22

Old Exercise Bike Slated To Be Released to a Farm to Enjoy Last Days In Peace, 1/22

Report: Woman Going To Take Extra Napkins Just In Case, 12/21

Jesus Tired of Birthday Always Falling on Christmas – Says He Gets Shorted Gifts, 12/21

Woman Moves Out Of Overpriced Apartment and Into Cozy Sweater, Says ‘It’s Way Roomier In Here, and It Was Only $15’, 11/21

Wedding Party Organizes in V-Shape to Flock South for the Winter, 9/21

Woman Caught Posting Stock Photos of Baby Just To Get More Likes, 9/21 

Men Holding Fish In Profile Pics Discovered To Be Part of Some Type of Unclear Alliance, 8/21

Doctor Warns Having 3 Espresso Shots A Day Leads To Actually Answering Phone Calls On First Ring, 8/21

Man Grilling At BBQ Angry That Self-Created Nickname ‘Cheeseburger King’ Not Catching On, 7/21

So, You Want To Log Into Our Complimentary Wi-Fi? Like Hell You Will, 7/21

Zoom App Repeatedly Showing Up At Front Door Unannounced After In-Office Meetings Resume, 7/21

Woman Left Skeptical After Improv Teammate Responds “Yes, And” To Her First Date Proposal, 6/21 

MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY

I Am A Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Crushes Digital Mountains Of Excel Spreadsheets, 12/19

THE BOSTON ACCENT

Southie Resident Places Old VHS Copy Of 'Good Will Hunting' As Space Saver, Confident No One Will Touch Such A Sacred Item, 1/25

Pat Fan Yearns For Day They Can Incorporate Free Dunkin' Iced Coffee After Wins Into Financial Planning Again, 10/24

End Of Era: Bill Belichick Reattaches Sleeves To Sweatshirt, 1/24

"Bring It On!" Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On, 1/24

Local Orchard Teams Up With Dunkin To Offer First Ever Pick-Your-Own Pumpkin Spice Latte, 9/22

Elton John Playing 'Bennie and The Jets' At Gillette Stadium Closest Thing To A Jets Victory There In Years, 7/22

Touching Tribute: Revere Residents Leave Cherished Cigarette Butts In Sand To Keep Spirit Of Beach Alive, 7/22

Foxboro Reacts To Hosting 2026 World Cup: 'We Can't Wait For Soccer To Finally Come To New England!', 6/22

Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man's Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape, 6/22

When People Give Directions In Massachusetts, REEL, 5/22

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END OF THE BENCH SPORTS

Puppy Bowl Running Back Tests Positive For Zoomies, 1/24

UPS Driver Throws Hail Mary With 2 Minutes Left In Estimated Arrival, 12/23

Other 

Yankee Candle Scents for Fall 2020, 10/20, PointsInCase.com

I Am the Tropical Destination on Your Desktop Background: Please Never Visit, You’re Too Boring to Come Here, 7/20, PointsInCase.com

Welcome Aboard C.U.L.T. Incorporated!, 11/19, PointsInCase.com

Uh-Oh! Mommy’s Maternity Leave is Up!, 5/20, The Belladonna Comedy

What I Imagine Happens When Your Tweet Goes Viral, 6/20, ​Weekly Humorist

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ALEXA...WTF: A COMEDY REVUE OF 2022

Guest writer for monologue jokes, 12/22 Rockwell Theater