Introducing The Pocket-sized Saxophone

Tired of being stuck places without background music? The Pocket Sax is the perfect solution to use literally anytime you're waiting for something such as a refill on free breadsticks at The Olive Garden. Or even as overture for meandering conversations like when you're stuck at the printer talking to your coworker Ted about spreadsheets. Just hit play and let The Pocket Sax take it away.

Please Iron Money Before Inserting Into Our Vending Machine

Welcome to our vending machine! As an uncommon courtesy we ask that dollars be ironed, dry-cleaned and placed under a 500lb paper weight for 6-7 hours to release any crinkles before it is used to buy potato chips.

Any dollar with a crinkle will be eaten by our machine and not returned.

Thank you for your understanding.

It's Eggnog Season

Ad sponsored by Ted - a finance worker who drank 7 glasses of eggnog at a corporate holiday party even after his coworkers said "Hey man you know that stuff is made of heavy whipping cream right? You might want to take it easy."