Tired of being stuck places without background music? The Pocket Sax is the perfect solution to use literally anytime you're waiting for something such as a refill on free breadsticks at The Olive Garden. Or even as overture for meandering conversations like when you're stuck at the printer talking to your coworker Ted about spreadsheets. Just hit play and let The Pocket Sax take it away.

To park at this meter, please abide by the simple rules below:
NO PARKING DURING THESE TIMES: X 8AM THRU 12PM X 11AM THRU 3PM X 1PM THRU THURSDAYS X WHEN METER'S FAVORITE TV SHOW IS ON
2 HOUR LIMIT EXCEPT ON RANDOM DAYS OF METER'S CHOOSING
QUARTERS ONLY, NO SMALL COIN UNDER WIDTH OF 20 MM, THICKNESS OF 25 MM PREFERRED
1 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = 25 MINUTES
2 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = 75 MINUTES
3 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = FIGURE IT OUT
IF 1 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM IS 25 MINUTES, 2 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM IS 75 MINUTES THEN 3 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM MUST BE X. SOLVE FOR X.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE QUARTERS, METER WILL ACCEPT SLICE OF THIN CRUST PIZZA FROM GAS STATION ON THE CORNER