writer of comedy.
McSweeneys Internet Tendency
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I am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
What I Imagine Happens When Your Tweet Goes Viral
Points in Case
I am the Tropical Destination on Your Desktop Background: Please Never Visit, you're too boring to come here.
Yankee Candle Scents for Fall 2020
Welcome Aboard C.U.L.T. Incorporated!
Dear Bigfoot: Please Respond to Your Fan Mail.
Little Old Lady Comedy
Indications Tabitha, The Neighbor You Assumed Was A Stay-At-Home Pilot, Is Actually A Poltergeist
The Belladonna Comedy
Uh-Oh! Mommy's Maternity Leave is up!
Community Flag Day Invitation: Come join us at Red Lobster as We Resurrect Betsy Ross!