The Stunning Anatomy Of A Granola Bar

The allure of granola bars has captivated the general public for as long as granola has existed. This granola bar was generously donated by an avid hiker, who said "not to worry I've got about 15 more in my knapsack", which he did. It was then dissected in hopes of revealing the mystery behind what makes these sticks such a sought-after snack.

As the granola was examined, nothing of note was found. The granola bar's popularity remains a complete f*cking mystery. 15 minutes into the study, the granola bar had disintegrated into a pile of crumbs, at which point, the mixture was tossed outside. Moments later, a swarm of hikers and birds were seen snacking on what was left of this riveting study.

You're Not Gonna Cook That Are You?

Hey, I'm your oven mitt. I see that dish you're about to put in the oven - what are you calling it again? Zucchini chicken nugget smash delight? Yeah that one. I highly recommend skipping it. I know a cooking disaster when I see one. But you do what you want, what do I know? I'm just an oven mitt with a lifetime of cooking experience.

Just know that I tried. Your dish is currently on fire and completely non-edible. This is probably for the best. But again what do I know I'm just an oven mitt.