The allure of granola bars has captivated the general public for as long as granola has existed. This granola bar was generously donated by an avid hiker, who said "not to worry I've got about 15 more in my knapsack", which he did. It was then dissected in hopes of revealing the mystery behind what makes these sticks such a sought-after snack.
As the granola was examined, nothing of note was found. The granola bar's popularity remains a complete f*cking mystery. 15 minutes into the study, the granola bar had disintegrated into a pile of crumbs, at which point, the mixture was tossed outside. Moments later, a swarm of hikers and birds were seen snacking on what was left of this riveting study.