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Updated: Jan 6, 2024
Ahh holiday shopping at the strip mall in the 90's. Please light this candle with care. This candle may aggravate guests as they remember being surrounded by beauty attendants as they were trying to leave Macy's only to be stalled with a sample of cheap perfume. If this happens please stop use immediately.
Be sure to check out our other scent "Buttered Popcorn"!
Updated: Nov 15, 2022
Stop hitting snooze and instead seize the day! This short step-by-step guide will have you out of bed on the first ding guaranteed!
1. Start with simply hitting the "off" button on your alarm.
2. No not this one, the one you set to wake up.
3. Not this one either! The one you set to wake up.
4. It looks like this:
5. Where are you now?! Don't worry about this security alarm, he's a professional, he's got it covered. Turn the one you set to wake up off!
6. This isn't even an alarm but don't touch that bell! It looks old. Go home and turn off your alarm!
7. Not the home alarm! The ALARM!
8. YES that's the one!
7. Wait no why you back here! Ugh just forget it, it looks like you already left your house so continue on!
We are so excited that you chose our organic chocolate chip cookies to make for your next party! We take our organic recipes very seriously which is why we ask that you please read the disclaimer below before you start baking. It's highly unlikely that you have any of our organic items in your cupboard.
We share this disclaimer to avoid the frustration of being mid-mixing of batter when you realize you have to travel to the Himalayan mountains to secure the salt. Happy baking!
