If you ate 7 lbs of stuffing before the Turkey Trot we ask...WHY? Please keep to the side of the road, clear a path for the other trotters and fill out your race bib as seen below. Thanks!
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BRISA SYLVESTRE
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A LIFE PARODY STUDIOS
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Well, it's a long story. But A Life Parody Studios was founded in 2024 after a series of events. If you've been to any of my stand up shows you probably heard about the events. The short version is, I wanted the freedom to create funny things freely in a different way and style that was currently being done in comedy.
MISSION
To uplift and connect others through powerful storytelling, laughter and experiences while paying homage to unique family roots.
VALUES
Optimism
Grit
Vision
Humor
Community
Excellence
Courage
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Updated: Nov 19, 2022
Did you just hastily volunteer to be the one to give a Thanksgiving toast before eating? Don't sweat, here is a professionally prepared speech written for people like you by a professional copywriter. Please read aloud and follow instructions in parenthesis.
Wow, it's so great to be here today [look around room and wave]. If you guys don't know me, hi, I'm the person who just volunteered to give a toast.
Let's start out with thinking about what thanks mean? Please sit amongst yourselves and discuss for 15 seconds - I'll time it. [pause for 15 seconds] That was great.
Um...hmm...I've actually never done a Thanksgiving toast before.
Oh I know! How about that Thanksgiving Day football! Go NFL! [pause for cheers] and let's give a huge cheer to Barbara for the stellar mashed potatoes! The real MVP! [fingers crossed there's a Barbara in the room]
Is this too wordy? Am I rambling?
Boy this is embarrassing...Now I'm kinda nervous. Fun fact about me is that I'm a Scorpio and my favorite chip is the potato chip. My first job was at a donut shop and I have a really long resume. If anyone knows someone who is hiring a copywriter please let the person giving this speech know. They have my contact info. Oops I think I just blew up your spot.
The person reading this definitely wrote this toast. To wrap it up, I hereby bless these mashed potatoes [pick up a ladle of gravy and pour onto potatoes].
Happy Thanksgiving! [take a bow and hand out my info below thanks!]
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