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A ruse


Stuck riding the elevator with someone that you kind of recognize but aren't sure if it's really them but also don't remember their name? Absolutely terrifying. This article is just what you need to pretend you're really into something on your phone to avoid making any awkward small talk. Just keep scrolling and under no circumstances should you look up.


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Laugh here like you read something funny


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Pretend to type on your phone


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Say "oh that's so true" so they think you're in deep thought reading something of value


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Don't make eye contact


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Jeez how long is this elevator ride?


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Pretend you're answering a phone call. Say "Angela are you there? Angela? Can you hear me?" pretend you have bad reception and just keep repeating like someone can't hear you then hang up.


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Scroll x 25 scrolls


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Sigh


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Alright I can't keep this up much longer


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I have a LIFE you know

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For chrissakes just go back to the top and scroll again.





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