Stuck riding the elevator with someone that you kind of recognize but aren't sure if it's really them but also don't remember their name? Absolutely terrifying. This article is just what you need to pretend you're really into something on your phone to avoid making any awkward small talk. Just keep scrolling and under no circumstances should you look up.
Scroll
Scroll
Laugh here like you read something funny
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Pretend to type on your phone
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Say "oh that's so true" so they think you're in deep thought reading something of value
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Don't make eye contact
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Jeez how long is this elevator ride?
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll
Pretend you're answering a phone call. Say "Angela are you there? Angela? Can you hear me?" pretend you have bad reception and just keep repeating like someone can't hear you then hang up.
Scroll
Scroll
Scroll x 25 scrolls
Scroll
Sigh
Scroll
You know
Scroll
Maybe you should just glance over
Scroll
And say hello?
Scroll
All this pretending is a lot of work
Scroll
If not, go back to the start and reread this as many times as you need. Goodluck!