The Stunning Anatomy Of A Granola Bar

The allure of granola bars has captivated the general public for as long as granola has existed. This granola bar was generously donated by an avid hiker, who said "not to worry I've got about 15 more in my knapsack", which he did. It was then dissected in hopes of revealing the mystery behind what makes these sticks such a sought-after snack.

But as the granola was examined, nothing of note was found. The granola bar's popularity remains a complete f*cking mystery. 15 minutes into the study, the granola bar had disintegrated into a pile of crumbs, at which point, the mixture was tossed outside. Moments later, a swarm of hikers and birds were seen snacking on what was left of this riveting study.

Introducing The Pocket-sized Saxophone

Looking to impress your friends with a cool theme song when you enter the room? Try The Pocket Sax. This virtual saxophone is perfect for any occasion that requires just a little something extra. Like waiting for breadsticks at The Olive Garden or when you need to fill the awkward silence on a first date. Just hit play and let The Pocket Sax take it away.

An intro to drive-thru therapy

What is Drive-Thru Therapy? A new therapy approach that pairs shame of ordering calorie-loaded meals with emotionally taxing issues. No appointments necessary, no therapy co-pays, just you and the menu. Throw away the hassle when you throw away the wrapper.

User Testimonial: “Using fast food restaurants for therapy has been a valuable coping tool; it adds more meaning to a fast food trip, I feel like the person taking my order actually listens and most of all – it’s cheaper.” – Wendy, drive-thru therapy client