How TO Stop Hitting Snooze on your alarm and seize the day

Stop hitting snooze and instead seize the day! This short step-by-step guide will have you out of bed on the first ding guaranteed!

1. Start with simply hitting the "off" button on your alarm.

2. No not this one, the one you set to wake up.

3. Not this one either! The one you set to wake up.

4. It looks like this:

5. Where are you now?! Don't worry about this security alarm, he's a professional, he's got it covered. Turn the one you set to wake up off!

6. This isn't even an alarm but don't touch that bell! It looks old. Go home and turn off your alarm!

7. Not the home alarm! The ALARM!

8. YES that's the one!

7. Wait no why you back here! Ugh just forget it, it looks like you already left your house so continue on!

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We are so excited that you chose our organic chocolate chip cookies to make for your next party! We take our organic recipes very seriously which is why we ask that you please read the disclaimer below before you start baking. It's highly unlikely that you have any of our organic items in your cupboard.

We share this disclaimer to avoid the frustration of being mid-mixing of batter when you realize you have to travel to the Himalayan mountains to secure the salt. Happy baking!

Concerns on the New "curve ahead" Road signs

LETTER:

To whom it may concern,

This is the first sign I encountered

I hate to be a pain, but I was driving down Route 101 last night when I noticed new safety signs were implemented. I know the budget was cut this year but it looked to me that the images on the "curve ahead" signs were actually just spaghetti noodles. While I understand noodles are curvy by nature, it was difficult to gauge what kind of turn was actually coming. At one point I thought I was losing my mind. I came across a sign with a fork that said "oops we put this up by accident". If it was put up by accident then how did it already have text on it?

This was the posted by accident sign

This was the last one I encountered

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but a simple "Curve ahead" sign with no images probably would get the point across. Again, I'm no expert but really all the signs did for me was make me hungry for spaghetti.

Sincerely,

Confused driver

RESPONSE:

Dear confused driver,

I'm sorry the new signs were confusing. We're really proud of them! And as long as you had a general idea that a curve was coming then we consider them a success!

A little history on the signs, these are actually hand spun bucatini noodles that our office assistant Randy brought in for lunch. We couldn't quite figure out how to draw a squiggly line on the computer so we figured just taking snapshots of Randy's bucatini noodles would suffice. The signs make us hungry as well!

Anyway, safe travels!