Who The F*ck Needs A Coaster When You Have This?

So, it happened. You got the dreaded "are you using a coaster?" at your friend's house after placing your beer right on their new mahogany coffee table like a total moron. Oh f*ckkk.

Present this coaster to let everyone know you in fact used using a coaster and are a highly refined house guest who wouldn't be caught dead without one. I mean, c'mon, you f*cking love coasters! Psht who WOULDN'T remember to use one?

If this doesn't work and they've discovered an emblazoned drink ring where your beer was resting, now is a great time to say "Wow, who put their beer here? Jeez ever hear of a COASTER?" and quickly run out of the house.

*Reuse coaster as needed

Laundry Tutorial: folding a fitted sheet

Folding a fitted sheet can feel like the unicorn of laundry items but it doesn't have to be an elusive pipe dream. Follow along with this step-by-step tutorial that will leave you with just buying a new pre-folded sheet instead!

1. Look at this picture. Start with doing what this person is doing. I know this is a sweater but the basic mechanics of folding are the same. Just kind of roll it around!

2. OK keep going! You're doing great. Here's a picture of perfectly folded sheets for inspiration.

3. Oh no! What's this? Tell this guy to stop taking a nap on your sheet you've got a job to do!

4. Here's some more perfectly folded sheets for inspiration, keep going! Fold the corners in tight!

5. Nothing is wrong with the washing machine, focus back on the sheet!

6. Now is not the time for cake!

7. Take a look at this technique again, look how the sheet is folded into a square.

8. What's this? Are you buying a new pre-folded fitted sheet instead?!

9. Aw alright, well, let's just roll the sheet back into a ball and stuff it to the bottom of the hamper. Enjoy your new pre-folded fitted sheet!

Review for new candle scent "buttered popcorn"

I bought this candle "Buttered Popcorn" thinking it would be perfect for the weekly movie night hosted at my home. But the second I lit it, my guests started sniffing the air asking "did someone make popcorn? Who made popcorn?"

Unfortunately, I hadn't made any popcorn. My guests didn't understand why on Earth I would light a popcorn scented candle, tempt them with the smell of popped buttered kernels and then not actually have any popcorn.

A little while later, our pizza delivery guy knocked on the door and asked "did someone make popcorn? I smell popcorn."

Again I had to explain it was just a candle and there was no popcorn. I felt like a fool.

Eventually, my guests became so enraged that there wasn't popcorn they piled into the pizza guy's car and they all drove out to find popcorn.

It was past 9:00p.m. on a Friday night. Most stores were closed. For hours, my guests searched for an open store that sold popcorn. They finally settled for a bag of Smartfood from a gas station. We didn't even get to watch the movie, the entire movie night revolved around finding popcorn.

Had I known the chaos this candle would cause I would've skipped it - will definitely not be lighting it again.