Updates From Your Loved One Who's Been At Home Depot So Long They're Mailing Postcards

[Dear Loved One]

11:00 A.M. - Just Arriving

12:30 P.M. - Getting Sidetracked

3:00 P.M. - Going Down The Wormhole

5:30 P.M. - Surge In Confidence Of Handiness

HOUR ??? - Officially Lost Track Of Time And Space

11:00P.M. - Adapting To The Environment

12:00 A.M. - Time To Wrap The Trip Up

STORE CLOSED - Stuck In Limbo

Directions: You Are Now Passing The Fry Shack For The 17th Time

Welcome driver! Thanks for choosing our map application to get you to The Fry Shack on L Street. Just taking a *quick* peek at your driving history here and looks like you tend to get rerouted fairly often. We've assembled our best employees to give you hands on directions directly from one of our navigational satellites in space. Just keep the voice feature activated so you don't miss any turns!

You are now approaching your destination. In 200 feet take a right.

Woah there! Looks like you just flew by it.

Alright no biggie, jump back on the express way and we'll just do a loop.

Alright here you come again! It's coming up on your right! Honk if you see it!

Cool you honked which means you see it!

Woah woah where you going!

Alright no biggie. We'll just do another one of those loops just remember it's on your right and it's called THE FRY SHACK. It's got that giant neon sign of a french fry with an arrow. We can see it up here in space you can't miss it.

Good good, you're coming in a little fast though, just slow it down. Wave if you see the sign. OK you waved that's good.

Keep going you're almost there now ease up on the gas and take a right!

Woah looks like you went a little too far! Watch out for that whale and sit tight while we reroute you.

Alright here we go! We're back on the express way. Now we're going to do the same thing as before. Once you loop off the express way The Fry Shack is on you're RIGHT.

Woah woah looks like you're heading the wrong way!

Alright you know what no biggie! Just call in an order to The Fry Shack for delivery and tell them you're in middle of the public park across the street.

Concerns on the New "curve ahead" Road signs

LETTER:

To whom it may concern,

This is the first sign I encountered

I hate to be a pain, but I was driving down Route 101 last night when I noticed new safety signs were implemented. I know the budget was cut this year but it looked to me that the images on the "curve ahead" signs were actually just spaghetti noodles. While I understand noodles are curvy by nature, it was difficult to gauge what kind of turn was actually coming. At one point I thought I was losing my mind. I came across a sign with a fork that said "oops we put this up by accident". If it was put up by accident then how did it already have text on it?

This was the posted by accident sign

This was the last one I encountered

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but a simple "Curve ahead" sign with no images probably would get the point across. Again, I'm no expert but really all the signs did for me was make me hungry for spaghetti.

Sincerely,

Confused driver

RESPONSE:

Dear confused driver,

I'm sorry the new signs were confusing. We're really proud of them! And as long as you had a general idea that a curve was coming then we consider them a success!

A little history on the signs, these are actually hand spun bucatini noodles that our office assistant Randy brought in for lunch. We couldn't quite figure out how to draw a squiggly line on the computer so we figured just taking snapshots of Randy's bucatini noodles would suffice. The signs make us hungry as well!

Anyway, safe travels!