How to calmly lose your sh*t when your printer sends you A "Paper jam" error


It’s estimated that 3,000% of people in their lifetimes have dealt with a printer with chronic paper jam errors. 17 out of 10 people will have nightmares about it. And 14 out of every 10 people will never get their printed item. Don’t let your printer ruin your life, try these steps below:

  • Reset the tray and press print again

  • Still not printing?

  • No worries just give the printer a light tap and say: “come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on…PRINT!”

  • Did that work? No? Just breathe.

  • Now press the print button 7x more times

  • Give the printer 4 taps

  • Say “come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on………….come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!”

  • Nothing?

  • OK take an inhale

  • Press the print button 15x more times

  • REMAIN CALM

  • Get at eye level with the printer and say: “………..come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, COME ON”

  • BREATHE, DON’T FORGET TO BREATHE. ARE YOU CALM? OK MOVE ON

  • Dump a cooler of RedBull over your head

  • Press the print button at a rate of 60mph a second, until sweat beads are rolling down your face and say one loud exaggerated “C’MONNNNNNNNNNNN YOU SON OF A”

  • Did it work? No?

  • Proceed to the below.

Call one of your friends that have a working printer. Say loudly "CAN I COME OVER AND USE YOUR WORKING PRINTER??" Make sure your printer can hear this. Printers are very spiteful. They will print exactly when they think you don't need it anymore. When you return home you should have 100 freshly printed copies strewn all over your floor.

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