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The Simple Rules Of A Big City Parking Meter


an expired parking meter post
Expired? You're kidding me.

To park at this meter, please abide by the simple rules below:


NO PARKING DURING THESE TIMES: X 8AM THRU 12PM X 11AM THRU 3PM X 1PM THRU THURSDAYS X WHEN METER'S FAVORITE TV SHOW IS ON

 

2 HOUR LIMIT EXCEPT ON RANDOM DAYS OF METER'S CHOOSING

 

QUARTERS ONLY, NO SMALL COIN UNDER WIDTH OF 20 MM, THICKNESS OF 25 MM PREFERRED

 

1 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = 25 MINUTES

2 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = 75 MINUTES

3 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM = FIGURE IT OUT

IF 1 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM IS 25 MINUTES, 2 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM IS 75 MINUTES THEN 3 COIN OF SIZE 20 MM MUST BE X. SOLVE FOR X.

 

IF YOU DON'T HAVE QUARTERS, METER WILL ACCEPT SLICE OF THIN CRUST PIZZA FROM GAS STATION ON THE CORNER





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